Let's Get One Thing Straight

So evidently the Bears game starts in about an hour so I will yet again loose my husband to the T.V.  To quote my husband directly, "Pre-season football is lame as hell.  I only watch the first quarter to see how the players are playing."  Then why do we have to watch it?  Well...this apparently has a DRAMATIC affect on his fantasy teams.  Now, I think I need to make myself clear about something.  It's not that I hate football...I hate fantasy football.  I really don't mind sitting and watching a football game, especially a live game.  My problem is, I can never just sit and watch A game, it's more like 10 games at one time.  He spends so much time flipping back and forth between channels or watching the NFL Redzone.  Which, for the record, that channel is crazy.  I feel like I'm gong to have a seizure after about 2 minutes.  It's perfect if you have ADD, which basically, all men have.  Anyway, I'm glad that I'm not stuck at home while he analyzes players and talks to his boyfriend about it on the phone.  Instead, I'm going to see Jim Gaffigan!